On The Farm
Why my woodpile is a mess…
Oct 15th
These are the two “Silly Boyz” that I am learning to love and to trust. As someone who is generally scared of 1100 pound willful animals, I have developed a deep affection for these humongous puppy-like troublemakers.
Into The Wild
Jul 10th
In the hopes of encouraging my children to appreciate the privileged life that they lead with running water, an accessible fridge, comfy mattresses and a roof over their head, I took them tent camping. Now I have not been camping since I was a teenager and it has been for a variety of reasons: mostly that I like to have access to my own washroom and a full kitchen to cook in appeals to me. But I thought, for 5 days I can do this! I can teach my children about nature and the natural elements so that they appreciate all that is around them outside, and how much they truly have at home.
So we set off with our newly purchased tent, cook stove and natural lemon oil bug repellent. Once we got to the camp site, late, I then realized why people set up camp early on in the day. I also realized why everyone had advised me to “try the tent out at home” before embarking upon our excursion. After more than a few a few “ughs” of frustration, and a few hours later, my sister and I somehow managed to get the camp set up just before the sun went down. It took a LOT longer than I had originally thought. But that night while sitting around the campfire it all seemed worth it.
With 5 days of sun, hikes in the forest, campfires at night, and three incredible experiences with two does and a young buck within ten feet of us, we headed back for home feeling like our interplay with nature was a huge success. I stopped along the way at a restaurant where someone else cooked, and better yet, someone else cleaned up. We all agreed we’d go home, unpack, all have a good soak and get to bed early.
Upon returning to our farm, my husband’s car was no where in sight so we drove to the back pastures. He was finishing up bailing the hay in the mid field. We said our warm hellos at which point he told us he had lost his cell phone somewhere in the front pasture. I offered to go and look for it and walk the field with my 6 year old son. We then drove up to the front pasture while my hub remained behind and our son and I walked the front pasture while my sister and 4 year old daughter walked around the car to stretch their legs.
Not more than 5 minutes later I hear my husband start up his tractor and screamed my name. I quickly surveyed the landscape trying to figure out what he was warning me of when I spotted IT. A mangy looking coyote was running at full speed heading straight for our son. I screamed “get in the car, run to the car” and ran as fast as my feet could carry me, I ran to intervene between me and my son. I kept yelling “run, run, run to the car”. My son luckily didn’t question and all ran as fast as we could back to the car. Once all in I looked behind and the animal has veered off towards the barn. Fearing that it was now going to attack the horses, I drove the car towards it, horn honking to warn the horses. By this time my husband had driven the ATV up beside my car and was waiving me away, the animal then jumped in front of his ATV and stopped dead in its tracks. It then rolled onto its back.
“It’s a dog”, my husband yelled. He got out of the ATV and walked towards the animal and leaned over it. The dog licked his face and kicked his legs up in the air like a silly puppy. My heart finally stopped pounding. I said a “thank you” silently to my Mom who is somewhere in the heavens. What a scare. What a relief. What a drama.
We took the dog back to the farm house and quickly decided that it had been from a home, had once had a collar, and wasn’t well trained. It also tried to attack the horses so we quickly put it on a leash where it seemed quite comfortable. After calling a few animal shelters, we decided on one that seemed very well versed in strays and took her in. She made it there in one piece (after one successful car escape). Apparently the dog is a Blue Australian Cattle Dog and is a very smart and highly active breed that requires consistent training and discipline: one thing our family is not known for. So we said goodbye to “Dingo” and were assured by the animal services that she would be a prize adoption.
So after our tent trip to the wild we had only to look in our own backyard. That night, the kids appreciated their comfy beds and I had a very heightened appreciation for our lovely little beings that were safe and sound.
Farm Life – A Social Life
May 25th
I used to go to fine art auctions that included a subsection on vintage clothing and jewelry. In fact, my wedding ring was bought at such an exclusive event. With a huge glossy print catalogue outlining all such exquisite buys to be had, the day of auction became a “seen and be scene” event. With an air of judgment for all who greeted you, you registered with an auction number and hoped for the best. Feeling like you had no right to be there, due to the passive aggressive response that the crowd had, the bidding became a psychological mind trap.
One bidding game in particular turned ugly. I had my eye set on a vintage Gucci 1970′s dress that I had luckily had the privilege of previously viewing as my friend was the coordinator for the vintage jewels and clothing for a primo auction house. I knew it fit, I knew it was gorgeous, and I knew I had to have it. After the bidding started I also knew it was going to be a bad scene. The alter-bidder was angry and obnoxious, throwing her bidding paddle aggressively in the air and scowling at me as if I had done her personally wrong. Not to be deterred, I ended up spending 400% more than I had anticipated just to ensure that such a witch was “put in her place”.
Who got put in their place? I did. I stupidly spent more than I wanted to, or could afford, due to a weak ego.
Fast forward to today. At the most recent farm equipment auction, the people were so calm. Willing to provide help and assistance in advising what the best equipment was and how to use it, there was a comraderee that I have never before been witnessed at any auction. The communal response was witnessed from the onset as we pulled into the massive paddock vying to get a parking spot. Full of baseball caps and pick up trucks, people waited patiently while the one way lane in and out of the parking paddock had to control the comings and goings of all.
Once there, the people bidding were calm, cool, collected and connected. What a treat. In the end, we bought a silo for seed storage (see pics) and are happy for the amazing deal to be had. A big thanks to all of the old and new farmers who helped us figure out what to do and what equipment to do it with.
PS: my 70′s collectible Gucci dress still hangs in my closet but has been lonely for some time.
Prepping the Fields – an Homage to Farmers Everywhere
May 25th
When we bought our 100 acre farm we realized that it would be a lot of work to plant and harvest. We had been warned. We knew that it would not be easy. We have never been adverse to working hard and have always welcomed new challenges. But, did we ever learn FAST about the difficulties of farming!
First of all, timing is everything. Knowing when to churn the fields (“cultivating” in farm world speak, “prepping” in my food world speak) is key. This sets the stage for the planting to come and determines how much weeds you have, how well conditioned the soil is and what the chances are of the seed growing (which by the way, seed is expensive!!!) or the weeds from winning the horticultural war.
So how do you know when to do this? Well, you look to the skies, understand and contemplate past weather conditions, get your equipment running in good condition (note to self: BEFORE the last snowflake has melted) and hope that the weather and tractor gods will help you out.
As you can see by the pic, we waited a bit too long (due to the breakdown of ALL of our equipment and our need to purchase vintage pieces to supplement what we had)…so our uber-green pastures are now being cultivated versus tilled black earth. I think we were about 3 weeks too late. Oh well.
Now we also know that we have to do massive tilling in the fall (mulching up the fields) to prevent weed growth from taking over in the spring. Yes, like math that I did not excel at due to impatience, doing things at the right time and in the right order is key. So we have started the process of having the fields ready for seeding (to take place in the next week) and to start our first crop ever. It is exciting, it is overwhelming in work, it is empowering and it is humbling.
I take my hat off to all farmers who feed so many. Who work so hard. Who have little accolades other than the benefit of seeing the seeds that they plant, germinate and grow to fruition. You are the growers of life’s sustenance and deserve a lot of credit. Honestly, up until now I had no real idea how much work, patience and drive it takes.
Our training continues….
Becoming a Farmer…
Mar 25th
I used to go to my city gyms to work out. You know the drill: you get to the super stylized locations of fitness and feel really pumped and charged. That is until you get to the change room. At this point it is a 50/50 chance of seeing a bronze Goddess with fake boobs nonchalantly and very visibly changing out of her bum-floss aerobic wear and you end up feeling like a bag of….well, you know. With the wind quickly stripped from your workout sails you get to your machine and attempt to get fit in 30 minutes or less.
Although I now belong to an excellent community oriented gym in our small town, that is more like going to a friendly English pub (as all ages hang out there), I try to get my workouts in while “working the farm”. This translates into small minuscule projects that don’t require a lot of machine operation or heavy lifting. So, I have gladly become the woodpile-girl. I happily schlep these logs to and fro to get the benefit of: an excellent workout, heat for our farmhouse (as I am a cold-a-phobe) and it keeps our front lawn free of wood chips and debris.
Martha Stewart has NOTHING on my wood stacking technique. I publicly challenge her to a wood-stacking duel.
Ann
PS: I now have to have a hot bath as my back is killing me.




















